Tuesday, May 28, 2013

Baby Talk

Levi: (In a high, "female" voice): Hi, I'm Jenny.
(In a deep voice): Hi Jenny, I'm Daddy.
(Female voice): Let's have a picnic!
(Deep voice): No, let's have a baby instead.

A few minutes later....

"Mommy, do you know what a Ginosaur (JYNO-saur) is?  It's when a baby comes out of your tummy."

Yep.  That happened.

Thursday, May 9, 2013

Mommy Love

"Mommy, I will never forget you."

"Mommy, I love you with my WHOLE heart!"

"Here you go Majesty. Girls are called 'Majesty.'"

"I have a present for you Mommy. Iiiiiit's PAPER!"
"Mommy, you are so pretty. You look like an elbow."
"Mommy, you're the queen. That means Daddy is the king, and I'm the princess."
"Thank you so much for cuddling, Mommy. You are such a nice girl!"

"Mommy, we made you a card. But Daddy told me not to tell you about it, ok? So I just came to check on you."

"I love you, I love you, I love you! I sure do love you Mommy!"

"Mommy, you're my special girl."

"Mommy you smell HEALTHY!!"

I'm wearing pajama pants, I changed into a tank top, and Levi said "Did you dress up for ME?"

"Mommy, can I see your hair? Its kind of beautiful."

Friday, May 3, 2013

Bathroom Humor

“I pooped a gun!  And it shoots every poo-poo in the world!”

"Mommy! Come see this! Most of my poo-poo is IN my tee-tee but one little piece is floating ON my tee-tee! Isn't that SERIOUS?!!"

"I pooped a wall! Oh that was such a BEAUTIFUL wall!"

"I pooped a mustache!"

"Look Mommy! I'm wearing a poop wipe on my head!"
"Mommy, lets count what's in the potty. There are one, two, three poo-poos that I dropped. Look! Two are sinking, and one is floating!"
"Jesus, the Lord! Help me go poo-poo!"

"My tummy still hurts. I only pooped 3 little rabbit turds."

Tuesday, April 30, 2013

"Lucy, whoever came out of Mommy's tummy first gets to eat first.  That's the rule."

Monday, April 29, 2013

Previous Levi Quotes

As I begin this blog, I will let you know that there may be more than one Levi quote on this blog per day.  Some will be conversations he has with people; me, Sean, Lucy, himself, his toys etc.  This kid is funny.  Not on purpose.  But none the less.  I give you....previous Levi quotes:

"Wow Daddy, you really ARE strong!  I'm not tall enough to tee-tee that much yet!"

"Mommy!  You have to come see this poo-poo!  It's the biggest poo-poo in the world that I've ever SEEN!  You're gonna LOVE it!

"Oh Lucy, don't suck on your fingers.  You'll get butt worms."

"Lucy, if you don't believe in Santa, his reindeer won't be able to fly.  Then if we don't get any presents it will be your fault."

"Mommy did you know that on Palm Sunday Jesus rode on a donkey and people waved palm branches and shouted "Jose!  Jose!"

"When you see a plastic bag in a tree that can't come down, that's pretty funny."

"Daddy I beat you!  It's because Jesus gave me the fast running power.  If you ask Him, He will help you too!"

"Mommy, don't touch the towel on the rack because I accidentally squirted tee-tee on it. Oh, don't touch the wall or my pants either..."