"Wow Daddy, you really ARE strong! I'm not tall enough to tee-tee that much yet!"
"Mommy! You have to come see this poo-poo! It's the biggest poo-poo in the world that I've ever SEEN! You're gonna LOVE it!
"Oh Lucy, don't suck on your fingers. You'll get butt worms."
"Lucy, if you don't believe in Santa, his reindeer won't be able to fly. Then if we don't get any presents it will be your fault."
"Mommy did you know that on Palm Sunday Jesus rode on a donkey and people waved palm branches and shouted "Jose! Jose!"
"When you see a plastic bag in a tree that can't come down, that's pretty funny."
"Daddy I beat you! It's because Jesus gave me the fast running power. If you ask Him, He will help you too!"
"Mommy, don't touch the towel on the rack because I accidentally squirted tee-tee on it. Oh, don't touch the wall or my pants either..."