Levi: (In a high, "female" voice): Hi, I'm Jenny.
(In a deep voice): Hi Jenny, I'm Daddy.
(Female voice): Let's have a picnic!
(Deep voice): No, let's have a baby instead.
A few minutes later....
"Mommy, do you know what a Ginosaur (JYNO-saur) is? It's when a baby comes out of your tummy."
Yep. That happened.
Thursday, May 9, 2013
"Mommy, I will never forget you."
"Mommy, I love you with my WHOLE heart!"
"Here you go Majesty. Girls are called 'Majesty.'"
"I have a present for you Mommy. Iiiiiit's PAPER!"
"Mommy, you are so pretty. You look like an elbow."
"Mommy, you're the queen. That means Daddy is the king, and I'm the princess."
"Thank you so much for cuddling, Mommy. You are such a nice girl!"
"Mommy, we made you a card. But Daddy told me not to tell you about it, ok? So I just came to check on you."
"I love you, I love you, I love you! I sure do love you Mommy!"
"Mommy, you're my special girl."
"Mommy you smell HEALTHY!!"
I'm wearing pajama pants, I changed into a tank top, and Levi said "Did you dress up for ME?"
"Mommy, can I see your hair? Its kind of beautiful."
Friday, May 3, 2013
“I pooped a gun! And it shoots every poo-poo in the world!”
"Mommy! Come see this! Most of my poo-poo is IN my tee-tee but one little piece is floating ON my tee-tee! Isn't that SERIOUS?!!"
"I pooped a wall! Oh that was such a BEAUTIFUL wall!"
"I pooped a mustache!"
"Look Mommy! I'm wearing a poop wipe on my head!"
"Mommy, lets count what's in the potty. There are one, two, three poo-poos that I dropped. Look! Two are sinking, and one is floating!"
"Jesus, the Lord! Help me go poo-poo!"
"My tummy still hurts. I only pooped 3 little rabbit turds."